The officer she was speaking with instructed her to pull over and put her flashers on.  She was apparently too drunk to know what to do other than call the police!

If only all drunk drivers were this stupid.

Here’s a tip; if something sounds to good to be true, THEN IT IS!  The poor workers that had to sort through this mess….

A representative of Decker says the company usually only has one or two sign mistakes per year.

Arbor Green, Inc. of Portage erected the sign. None of their employees noticed the misspellings, either.

The judge, it seems, had some common sense and concluded a reasonable consumer could have figured out that Crunchberries are not and have never been a real berry, and that closely examining the box reveals this fact.  The judge stated:

“In this case . . . while the challenged packaging contains the word “berries” it does so only in conjunction with the descriptive term “crunch.” This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a “crunchberry.” Furthermore, the “Crunchberries” depicted on the [box] are round, crunchy, brightly-colored cereal balls, and the [box] clearly states both that the Product contains “sweetened corn & oat cereal” and that the cereal is “enlarged to show texture.” Thus, a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.”

So thank heaven a few non-morons are actually left in our legal system!  Although I can’t say too much for the lawyer that took the case.

What’s next – suing Life cereal because it doesn’t actually contain life???!

Although comfortable, the Snuggie was not an invisibility cloak, and the man was apprehended and charged (along with several others) with criminal mischief and criminal intent of burglary.

A 17-year-old in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, was arrested Thursday on charges of attempted armed robbery.  Police say he entered an internet cafe and demanded money, implying that a bump in his shirt was a gun.  The owner of the cafe and a patron wrestled the teen to the ground and held him until police arrived.

While they waited, the teen ate the banana.

Deputies took pictures of the empty peel and joked with the owner about destroying evidence.

However, the prisoner’s escape didn’t last long; he was soon captured after assaulting a woman, stealing her car and leading the police on a high-speed chase.

Police gave no updates on the status of the man’s penile injury.

McDonalds insists that the lyrics are not profane, and that customers are simply misunderstanding them.  They have refused to pull the CDs from circulation and will continue to give them out with Happy Meals.

You can decide for yourself by listening to the Kidz Bop version:

I would assume McDonalds wouldn’t want to have any objectionable content in their Happy Meals.  But, oh wait, they already include imported South American beef in their hamburgers, so I guess they must be okay with objectionable content.

Plus, If you can’t find a computer and a printer to check in and print out your boarding pass before arriving at the airport, you will be charged £40 ($61)!

This new in-person check-in fee ultimately means that passengers booking flights on the go (including a lot of student backpackers booking flights at internet cafes without printers, will have to pay an additional $61 per flight, or $122 round-trip.

I have flown Ryanair several times while travelling around Europe.  It’s a cattle call, but it’s a cheap flight!  Sometimes, flights are even “free”; the only money exchanged is for the fees.  But there’s the catch – the fees are exhorbitant.

I swear, their fee structure is just a marketing ploy to get around advertising the real cost of their flights .  I wonder what would happen if airlines had to advertise prices with all fees included?

Telling consumers what something really costs?  That would be too much common sense.  And, as we all know, that’s something morons just don’t have.